NISSAN JUKE

Say hello to the mighty Nissan Juke 1.6 Acenta Premium CVT – the car that looks like it bench-presses other hatchbacks for fun.

2013 (13) with just 67,000 miles, this black beauty has had 3 careful owners (all clearly with excellent taste). Automatic gearbox so you can sip your coffee like a boss while it does the hard work.

Inside, it’s got more gadgets than your mate who “works in IT” and outside it’s styled like it came straight out of a sci-fi film… but still fits in Tesco parking bays (just).

✔ ULEZ compliant – London friendly, wallet friendly
✔ Petrol – because charging cables are overrated
✔ Smooth CVT auto – no gear crunching drama here
✔ Wilson Wheels approved – which obviously means it’s basically royalty

Perfect for zipping around town, flexing in car parks, or pretending you’re in a Fast & Furious audition (traffic permitting).

Finance available – because dreams shouldn’t have to wait.